Again, bold lines are funnies

1. Name: Paulie 'Guin
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2. If there are 3 wells: LOVE, CREATIVITY, BEAUTY, and you could only drink from one of them, which one would you choose?
-- love, I already have creativity and beauty >:3 (lulz maybe not beauty)

3. Do you wish on stars?
-- only shooting stars

4. Which finger is your favorite?
-- pointer, 2nd place is thumb, 3rd place is middle, 4th is ring, dead last is pinky (useless peice of... lol)

5. What is the most disgusting food you have ever eaten?
-- I dunno, I only try to eat the good stuff (beef prolly, I figured out my semi-vegitarianism: I only eat chicken and ground beef and pulled pork, but I dont mind people eating anything else, just I can't stomach anything else.)

6. Would you kill someone?
-- I have a hitlist (rawr, target #1 is that cutthole Steve!)

7. When did you last cry?
-- Last night, mumsie cut the wifi off while I was talking to a special friend

8. If you were making a movie about yourself, who would play the lead?
-- lol not me, prolly Johnny Depp

9. What TV show or movie title best describe your life and the people in it?
-- LOST or Jumanji (I just threw out random movie and show bc you made me remember my special friend :<

10. Do you like your handwriting?
-- naw

11. Who are you jealous of?
-- Philip (did you all forget about dear Philip?)

12. What is the #1 priority in your life?
-- my happiness

Question number 13, where are you??? my room

14. Do you have any bad habits?
-- totally, I can think of 5 offhand

15. Have you ever thought for one split second that the people on the gap commercials are cool?
-- umm no?

16. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
-- this question is a paradox of life and nature and is therefore skippable thank you very much

17. Are you a daredevil?
-- naw

18. How big was the biggest mango you ever had?
-- I don't like it, they give me hives and bad rashes

19. Have you ever told a secret that you swore you wouldn't repeat?
-- Most the time I tell secrets that no one tells me to not repeat, I'm /supposed/ to not tell I guess, so non-verbal cue. But yeah, I remember 1 secret that someone deliberately told me not to tell I told

20. Who do you think is the most attractive animated character?
-- Pretty much any anime girl (except the fat ones that people make)

21. Do looks matter?
-- Not if you're desperate enough lol

22. Do you pray?
-- sometimes, not enough (Imma start praying again, this quiz is actually helpful!)

23. Have you ever met anyone famous?
-- not too famous, or anyone I thought was famous, or cared about

24. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
-- no >.>

25. Are you trendy?
-- Dont know what that is

26. What do you do to vent anger?
-- (lol Cricket you're supposed to answer the questions not beat around the bush) I just fume until sadness kicks in, try to fume as quietly as I can

27. Are you passive or aggressive?
-- uber passive

28. Who is your idol?
-- God is my idol, you're not supposed to have any other idol gosh

29. Who is your second family?
-- my Mabinogi family, which isn't big at all, wait Im confused about this question, Imma go with the group as my second family

30. Do you trust others easily?
-- yeah, way too easily

31. What was your favorite toy as a child?
-- legos

32. What class in school do you think is totally useless?
-- Second Language classes, we have translators now

33. What is the punch line to your favorite joke?
-- Like a boss.

34. Do you like sappy love songs?
-- no

35. Do you think your life so far has been good?
-- good-ish

36. Which was your best Halloween costume?
-- headless boyscout (only Halloween I remember)

37. Have you ever been on radio or television?
-- nope

38. Do you keep a diary?
-- I want to, but there's so much to put in that I don't want anyone reading if they get ahold of it (I guess I dont trust people as much as I thought)

39. Have you ever intentionally hurt another person?
-- idr

40. Do you like sarcasm?
-- I use it a lot

41. Have you ever been in a mosh pit?
-- what's a mosh pit?

42. Do you always wear a seat belt?
-- Yes

43. Do you feel understood most of the time?
-- no

44. Do you drink milk?
-- Only with cereal

45. Would you rather have a sore throat or an upset stomach?
-- sore throat

46. Have you ever thought seriously about committing suicide?
-- (again, Cricket, actually answer questions >.< ) and yes I have, but not currently

47. What is the new saying that you've been using a lot?
-- rawr and like a boss

48. What time is it?
-- 2:42 pm

49. Do you keep your underwear and socks in the same drawer or in separate ones?
-- seperate

50. Did you pay money to see Honey I Shrunk the Kids?
-- didn't pay for it

51. Would you rather be hot or cold?
-- Hot

52. What is the first thing on your Christmas list?
-- G1 Google Phone (already have it, that was last year tho, I'm pretty content for this year)

53. What was the best Christmas present you received?
-- G1 Google Phone

54. Could you be a vegetarian?
-- I'm a bad vegitartian, I cant stay away from Taco Bell and chicken

55. What word do you use when you think something is good?
-- :3

56. What band has the funniest name?
-- Big F**king Chickens (Japanese band) and Barenaked Ladies (American band/all men)

57. Would you ever bungee jump?
-- no

58. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?
-- yep

59. Who are your favorite white rappers?
-- Weird Al

60. Would you rather wear uniforms to school?
-- not rilly

61. Have you ever given money to a bum?
-- not yet

62. What are you worried about right now?
-- if my special friend will still like me bc I left abruptly last night

63. Do you ever wear overalls?
-- no

64. Do you think you are strong (emotionally)?
-- kinda

65. Say something nice about the person who sent you this:
-- sometimes you can type like a normal person (it's not that nice, but it's the nicest thing I could think of)

66. Do you hate anyone?
-- I just don't like them that much, not going to say names

67. Do you regret anything?
-- if I did regret anything it'd go in my journal/diary before I told you guys

68. Who do you love?
-- my cats

69. Who was your first crush?
-- Melissa R.

70. Ponytail or leave it down?
-- Leave it down

71. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry?
-- Silver

72. Kids or no kids?
-- maybe 2 kids top

73. Cat or dog?
-- cats

74. Half empty or half full?
-- the cup's getting bigger

75. Mustard or ketchup?
-- Ketchup

76. Hardcover or soft-cover books?
-- soft cover

77. Are you in love at this moment?
-- No

78. Sandals or sneakers?
-- sneakers

79. Red car or white car?
-- white

80. Hug or kiss?
-- hug, but I'd like to kiss (even if it was just to try it out)

81. Corduroy or plaid?
-- plaid

82. Happy or sad?
-- Apathetic

83. Favorite name:
-- would be the name of my future lovers. Their names would be like sweet honey to my ears, until I get over them and move on

84. Jewelry or no jewelry (on you):
-- necklace

85. Jewelry or no jewelry (on them):
-- no jewlry

86. Long sleeve or short?
-- short

87. Pants or shorts:
-- pants

88. Field or Forest:
-- forest

89. River, stream, or brook
-- river

90. If you could (or do) play any instruments:
-- sax, piano and guitar

91. Last book you read?
-- Artemis Fowl: Time Paradox

93. What was the last movie you watched?
-- Dragon Ball Evolution

94. Favorite movie stars?
-- I dunno

95. Favorite television shows?
-- Pushing Daisies, Flapjack and LOST

96. Favorite TV stars?
-- none

97. Favorite color lipstick?
-- none

98. What do you want to be remembered as?
-- womanizer (lolno, I'd want to be... LIKE A BOSS)

99. What is your philosophy?
-- Forgive and forget

100. Personal Quote:
-- Like a Boss

Most of these aren't funny :<